Exhibit A, B, and C
Reminders of why I put up with your attitude 😌
(Kidding. Mostly.)
The face I can't stay in trouble with
Dangerously photogenic even when annoyed
This smile owes me nothing and gives everything
I know I owe you a proper "ta-ta" and Baba being around today majorly cockblocked my plans. So here's a whole website instead. Yes, I overcompensate. You know this about me.
In no particular order, mostly my fault.
You gave me the "ta-ta" and I just... left you on read energy. Rookie mistake. Unacceptable, actually.
Baba was literally standing there and I panicked like a teenager instead of being smooth about it. 10/10 embarrassing.
I let you stay annoyed at me for way longer than necessary before building you an entire website to fix it. Slow reflexes, big heart.
(Kidding. Mostly.)
Tap each card. Answer honestly. I'll know if you lie.
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But less than five minutes ago. Progress.
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This website is doing a lot of heavy lifting right now.
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You can deny it. I won't believe you.
Hey love,
I know today didn't go the way either of us wanted, and I know a "sorry" over text feels a little cheap after you've been annoyed at me all day. So I built you this instead — half apology, half me being extra, which you already know is kind of my whole personality.
Baba being around today wasn't exactly in the plan, and I hate that it got in the way of something we were both looking forward to. That doesn't make the wait less annoying for you, and I get that.
What I do know is that no bad mood of yours has ever survived very long around me, and I'm banking on that right now. You're still the best part of my day, even on the days I mess it up.
Filling this out formally since apparently I need written approval these days.
See you at the pandal, then. Wear whatever makes you feel unstoppable. 🪔✨
Go on. Press it.
Tumi e amr gopi 💃
Tumi e amr Vrindabon 🌿
Tumi e amr prithibi 🌎
Tumi e amr sukher karon 💖😇💖
And yes, the "ta-ta" is rescheduled — Baba-free slot, guaranteed. 😌